「你咋不上天呢」とは？

来自网络视频：东北大妈骂闺女 原文： 那你说，你结婚是为了啥? 为了找个理由把咋家东西都倒腾到他家去啊? 这都不算啥，我也不愿意天天耗着你天天磨叽这事儿。 等你成高龄产妇了，生孩子多危险知道吗? 我跟你说的这些，你都当狗放屁了是吧? 我让你找个大的你不听，我让你生孩子你还不听，你是要上天呐? 就差我给你买窜天猴儿了吧?

ENFrom a web video: A Northeast China auntie scolds her daughter. Original text: Then tell me, why did you get married? To find an excuse to move all our stuff to his house? That's not a big deal, I don't want to nag you about this every day. When you become a high-risk pregnant woman, do you know how dangerous it is to have a baby? You've ignored everything I've said to you, right? I told you to find a bigger one and you didn't listen, I told you to have a baby and you still didn't listen, are you trying to go to heaven? The only thing missing is for me to buy you a rocket, right?