2016

神经病

ENPsychopath.

词性：动词 词义：执行交配 来源：楚天都市网新闻 - 23日凌晨，湖北宜昌高警在一隧道内发现停着一辆小车，向车内一看，竟有对男女在“不可描述”。民警敲窗3分钟，两人才提着裤子慌张接受检询，理由竟是“精神不好，提提神！”后民警对其进行了安全教育后，两人迅速开车驶离。

ENPart of speech: Verb. Meaning: to have sex. Source: Chutian Metropolis Daily News - In the early morning of the 23rd, the Yichang traffic police in Hubei found a parked car in a tunnel. Looking inside, they saw a man and a woman doing something 'indescribable'. The police knocked on the window for 3 minutes before the two of them pulled up their pants and nervously accepted the inquiry. The reason was 'not feeling well, just wanted to perk up!' After the police gave them a safety education, the two quickly drove away.

固定搭配：友谊的小船说翻就翻 下半句可接：爱情的巨轮说沉就沉，或者多年的好友说弯就弯 起源不可考，因喃东尼的漫画最近大火

ENFixed phrase: The boat of friendship can capsize at any time. The second half can be followed by: The giant wheel of love can sink at any time, or a friend of many years can turn gay at any time. The origin is unknown, but it has become popular recently due to the comic by Nan Dongni.

只要当事人处于尴尬、无奈、哭笑不得、绝望、受煎熬等心理状态时，都可以求他们的心理阴影面积

ENAs long as the person is in a state of embarrassment, helplessness, being unable to cry or laugh, despair, suffering, etc., you can ask for the area of their psychological shadow.

来自网络视频：东北大妈骂闺女 原文： 那你说，你结婚是为了啥? 为了找个理由把咋家东西都倒腾到他家去啊? 这都不算啥，我也不愿意天天耗着你天天磨叽这事儿。 等你成高龄产妇了，生孩子多危险知道吗? 我跟你说的这些，你都当狗放屁了是吧? 我让你找个大的你不听，我让你生孩子你还不听，你是要上天呐? 就差我给你买窜天猴儿了吧?

ENFrom a web video: A Northeast China auntie scolds her daughter. Original text: Then tell me, why did you get married? To find an excuse to move all our stuff to his house? That's not a big deal, I don't want to nag you about this every day. When you become a high-risk pregnant woman, do you know how dangerous it is to have a baby? You've ignored everything I've said to you, right? I told you to find a bigger one and you didn't listen, I told you to have a baby and you still didn't listen, are you trying to go to heaven? The only thing missing is for me to buy you a rocket, right?