阴影先生
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只要当事人处于尴尬、无奈、哭笑不得、绝望、受煎熬等心理状态时，都可以求他们的心理阴影面积
ENAs long as the person is in a state of embarrassment, helplessness, being unable to cry or laugh, despair, suffering, etc., you can ask for the area of their psychological shadow.
第一题：我家猫主子在床上留下一坨翔，求我的心理阴影面积。 第二题：小明爱上了小花，小花却和他哥们小赵睡了，求小明心理阴影面积？ 第三题：第三次考大学英语四级，求我的心理阴影面积。
来自网络视频：东北大妈骂闺女 原文： 那你说，你结婚是为了啥? 为了找个理由把咋家东西都倒腾到他家去啊? 这都不算啥，我也不愿意天天耗着你天天磨叽这事儿。 等你成高龄产妇了，生孩子多危险知道吗? 我跟你说的这些，你都当狗放屁了是吧? 我让你找个大的你不听，我让你生孩子你还不听，你是要上天呐? 就差我给你买窜天猴儿了吧?
ENFrom a web video: A Northeast China auntie scolds her daughter. Original text: Then tell me, why did you get married? To find an excuse to move all our stuff to his house? That's not a big deal, I don't want to nag you about this every day. When you become a high-risk pregnant woman, do you know how dangerous it is to have a baby? You've ignored everything I've said to you, right? I told you to find a bigger one and you didn't listen, I told you to have a baby and you still didn't listen, are you trying to go to heaven? The only thing missing is for me to buy you a rocket, right?