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“和谐”的代名词。很多人在发帖时已经知道如果写出某个敏感词会被删帖，所以主动以*河蟹*代替之

ENA substitute for 'harmony' (héxié). Many people know that if they write a certain sensitive word when posting, it will be deleted, so they proactively replace it with *river crab* (héxiè).

鸡巴都笑爆了。跟“劲爆大象部落”是同义词

ENLaughed my dick off. It's synonymous with 'Awesome Elephant Tribe'.

不会写到一半就不写了，常用于论坛帖子中

ENWon't stop writing halfway through, often used in forum posts.

用力过度的卖萌句式。因为各种搞笑配音版本而火，其中用鲁智深般深沉浑厚的硬汉语气读出来的效果拔群。

ENAn overly cute phrase. It became popular because of various funny dubbed versions, among which the one read in a deep, powerful, tough-guy tone like Lu Zhishen's is outstanding.

NBA湖人球星科比Kobe Bryant。科比曾经被问：如果非要找一种动物来比喻你，你会选择什么动物？科比毫不犹豫的回答：“Black Manba”

ENNBA Lakers star Kobe Bryant. Kobe was once asked: If you had to use an animal to describe yourself, what animal would you choose? Kobe answered without hesitation: 'Black Mamba'.

超级无敌难吃的食物 该表述法来自动画片《中华小当家》

ENSuper invincible disgusting food. This expression comes from the cartoon 'The Little Master of China'.

男人之间的同性之爱，来源于讲述同性恋故事的电影《断背山》。也有人用断臂(bei)。

ENSame-sex love between men, originating from the movie 'Brokeback Mountain,' which tells a story of homosexual love. Some people also use the term 'duanbi' (broken arm).

国足运动员李毅的外号。因为自夸“我的护球像亨利”,所以被球迷讽刺为李毅大帝

ENNickname for national football player Li Yi. Because he boasted, 'My ball protection is like Henry's,' he was sarcastically nicknamed Emperor Li Yi by fans.

各大网站论坛中拥有丰富【加强精神文明建设】资源的用户被称为老司机，而这类用户在网站论坛上发布【加强精神文明建设】链接，图片，种子等造福群众的行为被称为开车。

ENUsers on major websites and forums who have abundant resources for 'strengthening spiritual civilization' are called 'old drivers', and the act of these users posting links, pictures, seeds, etc. on website forums to benefit the masses is called 'driving'.

没有任何存在感的人。存在着但却像空气一样透明。

ENA person with no sense of presence. They exist but are as transparent as air.

第一滴血，通常指游戏中的第一个人头。比如在Dota中，首次击杀英雄时游戏会播放“First Blood”的音效。也可以引申到各种竞技活动中第一次完成目标。

ENFirst blood, usually refers to the first kill in a game. For example, in Dota, when a hero is killed for the first time, the game will play a 'First Blood' sound effect. It can also be extended to mean the first time a goal is achieved in various competitive activities.

“炮友”的正宗英文翻译

ENThe authentic English translation of 'pàoyǒu' (fuck buddy).